A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “Madam, what is the matter?” the hostess asked. “You obviously do not see it,” she responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.” “Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.” The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. “Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.” The hostess turned to the black man and said “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.” At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

Minns inte vart jag hittade texten men den är så jävla rätt! Åh. Ler lite.

“Any times I've gone without a home ,a meal ,a pair of shoes. 
If you had three you'd give me two. There ain't no other friend like you”
Joshua Radin - Friend like you

Klickade hem de här snygga imorse. Du får dem för 79,50:- på Hm.

• Jag är en kvällsmänniska och har inte något emot att lägga mig efter midnatt.

• Jag målar naglarna så gott som varje dag. Fråga bara Victoria eller Denice.

• Jag slutat äta griskött. Varför? För att jag aldrig riktigt gillat det, men främst för att griskultingar är söta. (Bildbevis: här, här)



en sak till bara, satan vad jag hatar myggor.